Animal Me

After taking tootall animal quiz...

I could be a...

Crocodile

Genera and species: Crocodylus niloticus
Collective Term: A treachery of crocodiles

Description

Crocodiles are lean leathery individuals with air of wariness that comes from living on the edge. But crocodiles are not always easy to identify, because their survival strategy is based on misdirection and camouflage. They prefer docile prey, so the more unwary their victims, the less likely they are to struggle. So beware the crocodile's tears, because although they run copious, they do not run deep.

Living on the fringes of society, crocs avoid mainstream locales and prefer dimly lit, grimy hotels for their pursuit of food and entertainment. They ply their nefarious crafts by both day and night and are masters of disguise. Their ability to mask their true colors allows them to befriend unsuspecting victims, usurp their resources and then disappear.

They do serve a useful service to society, however, by doing jobs that others find too unpleasant. With their talent for disguise, they are excellent private investigators, doing deep undercover work that reputable companies shun. Because of their ruthless natures, they are also hired by legitimate businesses as bouncers or personal bodyguards, and some enterprising crocodiles go into their own businesses as gang-members, drug dealers, hired killers and second story men, but all too often find their true calling as common thieves or conmen.

The children of a crocodile are not a happy lot, for crocs believe that children should fend for themselves. So by making life for their offspring as tough as possible, they are better preparing them for the rigors of the future. There is some logic to this cold-blooded perspective, for the crocodile's own childhood was so tough and its current outlook on life so dark, that its children need every inch of the thick skin bequeathed by their parents.

The croc's emotional range runs the gamut from A to B, and its idea of communication is a solid burp after a meal or snoring after sex. And as for listening to someone's problems: why bother?
Life for a crocodile is full of deception. It's best to let it lie.

Careers
Soldier Undercover cop Bodyguard Bail bondsman

Hobbies
Gambling Hunting Fishing Swimming

Famous Crocodiles
Osama Bin Ladin, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Al Capone.

No wonder I am a regular...but I am not Terrorist!!!

But wait...I could be this too...

Warthog

Genera and species: Phacochoerus aethiopicus
Collective Term: A revolt of warthogs

Description
Warthogs are those seemingly self-assured individuals who are never at a loss for words. Their bellicose behavior dominates all aspects of their successful lives (ala Newt Gingrich.) Neither polished nor good-looking, warthogs have stumbled upon a unique combination of aggression and charisma and have adopted it as their survival strategy. Although these ultra-intelligent animals are self-centered to the core, they do have a few redeeming qualities that make them worthy of business partnerships and interesting relationships.

Little pride is taken in their physical appearance and they are homely in both personality and countenance. Preferring intimidation and bluster in achieving their goals, they have little inclination to observe social niceties. Their distaste for etiquette also extends to their backbiting and manipulation, but they can be quite charming when the situation calls for it. With their uncanny ability to discern the motives of others, warthogs are masters at spotting weaknesses in their opponents. But as is typical of most herbivores, their swaggering behavior stems from deep insecurities. Hostility is a wonderful defensive tool, made even more potent when combined with a quick tongue and sharp mind.

It's common for warthogs to be self-employed. With their self-discipline and strength of character, they are formidable business adversaries. They reward loyalty but have a vindictive streak for those who cross swords with them. Their tempers often overcome their good judgment.

The warthog uses its intense personality to barrel into a lover's life. By saying the right things long enough to get its foot in the door, it quickly takes control of the relationship. As a lover, the warthog is usually selfish but will please its partner if it expects to receive something in return. Ideal partners are individuals that actually enjoy being dominated and the timid snake, cottontail and shrew personalities make for satisfyingly submissive sexual liaisons.

There's an odd quirk to the warthog personality, for it will occasionally fall head over heels for its partner and act like a lovesick puppy. However, since the warthog hates the feeling of being out of control, it soon pulls itself together and resumes its boarish behavior.

A conversation with a warthog can be akin to banging one's head against a termite-mound -- especially when, after pouring your heart out, you find that it hadn't heard a word you said. No one's opinion, other than the warthog's seems to count and constructive criticism is seen as a declaration of disloyalty. The warthog would be well served to influence others with respect and love, and not just by manipulation.

Careers
Personal injury law Mercenary Rug merchant TV commentator

Hobbies
Poker Hockey Confrontations Gardening Football Gambling

Famous Warthogs
Dennis Franz, Newt Gingrich, Jimmy the Greek.

Hmm..think I am more of a crocodile~

Bo Liao~ wasted my time cut and paste...editing and colouring the text...Zzzz