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period.

GEMS?!?

What GEM to take next sem on top of my 5 core modules??? Should I take 7 modules? Arg...

Filtered down to two arts Gems that I could take...


GEK1006
DYNAMICS OF INTERPERSONAL EFFECTIVENESS
LECTURE Class [1]WEDNESDAY From 800 hrs to 1000 hrs in LT8,
Week(s): EVERY WEEK 19-11-2005 AM
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GEM1004
REASON AND PERSUASION
LECTURE Class [1]THURSDAY From 800 hrs to 1000 hrs in LT11,
Week(s): EVERY WEEK.18-11-2005 AM
PHILOSOPHY (106)

Which one which one???

Anybody any good recommendations???

Back in KR

Finally back in KR. Spent whole afternoon cleaning up the room. Not as dirty as last year's room but still quite a bit of work. Helped out with RAG since around 10pm till right now. Must say RAG really needs quite a bit of help from all residents. Alright...I am too exhausted to blog properly...no closing lame jokes for now. Good nightz peepz~

Gone

Shifting back to KR soon. Later in the afternoon. I will be gone from the comfort of my house to independant living in KR (or is it so). Just read the news and found out that the (in)famous xiaxue.blogspot.com has been hacked. Go check out the blog. Don't know to be upset or happy for what has happened to her. I mean yes she's a bitch, but she provides entertainment to most of us as well. Oh well, who ask her to be so popular and provide entertainment in a crude way? Be like me la, provide entertainment through lame jokes. Ya ya, I know it's been three posts since i posted something lame here. Wait k wait...been in a cranky mood for the past two days what.

Oh remembered this...

Qn: 猜个成语。。。 蓝色的刀和枪。。。








Ans: 刀枪不入 (BLUE)

Silence is Golden?

Couldn't sleep. Didn't feel well today. Guess I almost caught a flu. Extremely quiet between the two of us today. Afraid of saying the wrong things to me. Silence is golden? I think communication is priceless. But what to do. I asked for it. Pettiness over harmless remarks...

God of War

Just completed GOD OF WAR. Maybe I am a god of war myself. Never able to be cordial and nice to ppl. Always got to involve myself in quarrels and arguments. Being critical to others and myself. I am the ultimate god of war. To those who I have upset all these years of knowing me, I am truly sorry if I ever offended you with my moods and tempers. I want to be a better man. But guess sometimes emotions really drown me into the deep ocean of anger.

jL, thanks for sticking with me...it means a lot...

DUMBO

I am all but just an average stupid dumbo Engin student. A dumbo who can't do well in an easy Engin stream of ME. PLAIN DUMB!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINLONG!!!

Something wrong with HELLO and BLOGGERBOT earlier...decided to just post these photos by using the add image pictures...any difference??? Hmm...

Bad weather for Sentosa trip today, nevertheless spent the day with my bestest buddy Mr Long. Tribute to our wonderful 10 years of friendship and brotherhood. I would never survived all these turbulence years without you pal! Thanks for all the patience and time with me. Hope you enjoy your 22nd birthday ya!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINLONG!!!

Ok, just some photos taken with jL at Sentosa...pictures with long are in his digicam. Wait k wait...you peepz will know the 真面目of my bestest buddy soon.

Went to geyland for supper just now. Had chou tou fu. Not that stinky afterall mah. At least the Singapore's one is not as smelly as the ones I had in Hongkong. Still remember I made Sean scolded me for that. He was my roommate.

Drove Sinlong's rented auto car back. Great fun. First time driving an auto car. Brainless driving :P Opps....jL is going to kill me for that. Haha but had fun driving auto. Although the guys complained I am reckless and dangerous. LOLx.

Still sour over the $120 dollars... Sighz

Qn: What will Batman say when he falls down?








Ans: PAINFUL SIAL (蝙蝠侠）;)

Morning of unpleasant events

Screwed up! Ultimate screwed up! Had a terrible morning. Government sector is a screwed up place! Went to National Skin Centre for surgical removal of my warts and some skin for my white spots anaylsis. Appointment was at 1015, went there at around 9.45. Waited and waited. 1015, they are serving 0915 patients...WTH! I mean if these patients are late then serve the patients who are early la!

WHY MAKE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PUNCTUAL WAIT!!!!

Screwed up Government service.

The other thing! For those who are thinking of signing on or who have signed on! GOOD LUCK MAN! When you leave for studies like me, the bloody SAF will not subsidise your medical fees during this period! And so I paid for the full medical fees of $120.30 for this surgical removal!

F UP.

Period!!!

Ok, on a lighter note, it felt funny to have your butt examine by a female doctor. To make it worse, they have a medical student attached in the surgical room. Maybe they thought by putting a male pair of eyes among 3 pair of female eyes in the room will make male patients feel better. Screwed.

Surgery wasn't painful for the warts at the elbow. As for the skin removal at my butt-thigh area, it was more of ticklish and the thought of having your skin shaved off, sort of made you feel....groggy?

Ok have a look at the wart at my elbow...



Ok, the costly "removed warts" elbow picture...




And now with such lousy weather and a stitched up thigh...how am I going to enjoy myself at sentosa later? PISSED!

Gaming = Tummy

WARNING: PROGLONGED GAMING WILL MAKE YOUR TUMMY GROW!!!

Decision Making...

Just terminated monthly GIRO contributions to NKF. You peepz must be thinking I am just one of those people who are doing this at the spur of the moment...but actually I am not. Firstly, the hot period is supposedly over, with the CEO and board resigning and auditing ongoing. So I did this all because I don't have so much spare cash to offer to a rich charity organisation! Yay~ $10 bucks richer :) Maybe I should up my donations to community chest instead. Shall think about it...

Another thing is I have also terminated my GIRO payment to my terminated starhub line. Quite strangely they have been billing two months of bill after I have terminated contract with them in May. Called them up and they promised to send a refund cheque to me. Yet to receive any so far. Better to play safe and cancel the GIRO payment, just in case they go and deduct my money!

Alright...last decision...to take extra GEM or BREADTH module next semester? Haiz..timetable like shit...only thurs got half day free...other days are packed...how to squeeze in extra module...

SCREWED UP ENGINEERING!!!!!

Qn: 有你天，小明要吃KFC, 可是他买了BURGER KING 回来。。。WHY?

Ans: 因为小明忘记了他要吃KFC!!!

Treasure the present

Had a great weekend with jL and family. Played tennis, watched VCD and whole afternoon of ps2 with her bro. Phew~ tired but fun!

Gerald just smsed me when I reached home just now. Informed me that he was having a primary school class gathering. And that included yingjia. Oh, for those who don't know who the hell yingjia is. She's my ex-gf. Yup. A girl who affected me quite a bit when she left me during my NS days. But oh while, that's the past. Maybe it's because I was lazy or simply just can't be bothered with seeing her anymore. I mean I am leading a happy life without her right now. So why be bothered about her anymore? What's more I have a loving gf in jL. Should get a life right =D

SO...to all lost loves out there. GET A LIFE! YES! GET A LIFE! I wasted two years of my life because of her and I wouldn't want to repeat that again. Be it attached or not attached. Life goes on!

Arh....can't get my hands out of GOD OF WAR! Damn fun game! PS2 players, go get it if you hadn't done so! Ok, back to gaming and puzzle solving.

Won't be blogging for quite a while till I complete the game ;)

cheers~

Self Centred

年轻人的自我心太重

Heard this over the television just now...whcih I sort of agree...think youngsters like me nowadays care too much of themselves and themselves...they seldom consider the feelings of their parents or the people around them. Having said that, there are a miniority group of youngsters who actually care for their loved ones and friends...I'm glad that I have one such companion.

However, in the same show, they did mention not to let your whole world revolve around a single person(your lover). So that when the relationship fails, you won't be devastated. Remember this advice is extremely important!

DO NOT LET YOUR WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HIM/HER!

That's why like jL said...treasure every single moment in life!

Waiting...

Was waiting for train at Tiong Bahru station this afternoon...so what do you do when you are bored waiting?

Here's what I did...



Take a picture of your watch? Kind of out of focus...



and your wallet?




Not forgetting the floor tiles...



and the yellow arrows!



Nothing else to take...just wait at the gate....

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT WAITING...

Met up with jL and her "parents" at PS. Lunched at this .... oh no what's the restaurant's name, which serves Fish and Co kinda food...Yummy and great company! Spent like near 2 hours over there?

Shopped around PS with the other couple. Got myself one BIG BOX of cookies biscuits from carefour...gonna have biscuits supper tonight! =D
Been some times since I snacked on biscuits. Oh ya and it's been quite a while since I last posted lame jokes...ok....hmm...can't think of any...

Hmm....ok....guess a 成语。。。

Qn: The eleventh book on the shelf...













Ans: 不可思议('Boo' 'K ' '十' '一')


Have fun! BBalling tml at NUS SRC 9.30 am. All are welcome to join me:)

Threaten Me!!!

KNS. Got a warning call from HQ. Told me off and threatened to terminate my award if I do not send them my results slip. WTH. Stupid DXO. Cannot just tell me nicely to send ah! Never even complain they didn't notify my attachment the last time round. KAOZ. Government servants...

Yucks. Why am I one too!

Ruined Reputation?

With all attention on the NKF vs SPH case and old Mr Durai. I would like to share my sympathy to our beloved SM Goh. After what his dear wife commented to the case...

Mrs Goh Chok Tong's reaction to this issue:

"After the hearing, Mrs Goh was asked by reporters what she thought about the way the case went.She said it did not make sense to her to attack an organisation which helped the sick. All the NKF wanted was a retraction, she said, but the case had been extended to question NKF's transparency and "expensive things"."Why make a fuss out of it?" she asked.She said she would continue as patron and added: "I have complete trust in the NKF and Mr Durai."Asked if Mr Durai's annual salary and bonus were 'excessive', she replied: "For a person who runs a multi-million-dollar charitable organisation, $600,000 is peanuts as it has a few hundredmillions in reserves."

Oh well, everyone are entitled to their opinions, but not when you are some respectable character's wife and making such "silly" comments?

I am considering cancelling my monthly donations too...but how ah? Anyone can help?

On the latest news, another two servicemen just died during one of the exercise training. What a bad term for SAF. Ever since the high profile incident of the commandos, there have since been lots of death events, be it sudden death or those who died during trainings...

Pure bad luck or are our citizens getting weaker?

Pre-marriage test?

Gals, consider this option! haha~

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is:- Always keep your condoms in your car!

So guys, remember to bring condoms! oops~

Batman!!!

To defeat the fear, be the fear!

Why do we fall?
So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.

Great movie with inspirational quotes. My kinda movie :)
Of course it got to go with a wonderful company in a freezing cinema!

deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh batman!!!

~Happy Birthday TOOTALL~

Spent the first half of the day with jL (as for why I changed the addressing...to save her from nuisance callings from HANTU). Planned to have a game of tennis at her house, but it rained the whole day! So we just watched kids central till lunchtime then headed to BoonLay shopping centre for our meals. Settled with some yucky western food by the name of "happiness...something..." basically just three pieces of lousily fried chicken wings. Caught the irritating sinus right after the meal. Walked around to source for some cloth material for jL rag costumes, couldn't find any. Settled down at this small stall for some dessert. Had a bowl of chengteng and she had tausuan (glad you enjoyed =D).

Wanted to catch a show, but she didn't let me go as she was worried I might catch a cold with my sinus acting up again. So we went back to her place to catch an episode of dragonball cartoon...seems funny to have the characters speaking english instead of maybe jap or chinese...but anyway it's nice! Obsessed with dragonball! New nickname by her, Dragonball Prof. or rather DB Prof? Anyone DB 1101 module taker? I am willing to give you extra tutorials :)

Took a train and waited for damn bloody long for bus 200 at bouna vista station for holland V. But still I was the first to reach there. Went to this restaurant - 211, inside Holland V Shopping centre, 4th floor to give tootall a surprise birthday party! (courtesy of his nice gf, sy...thanks for inviting me =D). Food was not bad but the price was on a bit of a high side. Environment was superb and of course the company and occasion was great! Miss such gatherings man...

Some photos taken at the dinner...




Is it "Happy (1/4 century)-1 Birthday Huan...Dear or Bear? "
Anyway, this piece of choco deco for the bday cake cost $5 !!!


Peach Fantasia...Not that fantastic...


Earlgrey~
Breakfast Tea for dinner?

Anyway just to share some super lame jokes...(courtesy of RON!)

Qn: Which mediacorp actor is always in a rush?


Ans: Christopher Lee....

because his name is Lee Ming Soon (lea-ving soon)


Qn1: Why Superman shirt is so tightfitting?


Ans: Because his size is S! (shown at the front of his costume)

Qn2: Then why Batman costume is also so tight-fitting?


Ans: Because Superman bought for him!

Qn3: Why Robin's one also so small!?!?!!

Ans: BECAUSE...BUY TWO GET ONE FREE!!!

-laughters anyone?-

I shall dedicate this entry to my idol senior tootall. You have been a wonderful example of brother, senior and friend to me. Thanks for the great times we shared during my first year in KR. It's been my pleasure to stay on sixth floor with you and the rest of the guys!

P/s: Btw, tootall... the photo FOC for you! haha ~

K750i???

Should I get K750i?????











Standard Sales Package :

Battery cover
Battery BST-37 900mAh
64 MB Memory Stick Duo
Memory Stick Duo Adaptor
BST-60 charger
Handfree RLF 50154 R2A
Sync cable KRY 101 1413 R2A
Lanyard

Description : PlayNow
2 MegaPixel with AutoFocus
PlayBack zoom
3D Gaming
Support up to 2GB Memory stick Duo
Video DJ
One Touch Music Button
4x Playback Zoom
Mass Storage
Triband

Features
Dimensions :
Weight: 99.0 g
Size: 18.5 mm x 100.0 mm x 46.0 mm (height x length x width)

Basic Features:
Ringer Download Yes
Chinese Language Yes

Advanced Features:
GPRS ( General Packet Radio Service ) Yes
WAP ( Wireless Application Protocol ) Yes
MMS ( Multi Media Messaging Service ) Yes
BLUETOOTH Yes
MP3 Yes
JAVA-Enabled Yes

Others:
ColourOxidised Black, Blasted Silver

Cost: 2 Year Plan $698
Retail Price $848

Money Money!!! No Money!!!

Sick Pig

Just recovered from Ulcers attack and now it's stomach attack. Think I am really weak. Down with my usual stomach problem again. Guess it's indigestion or maybe stomach flu. All caused by the stupid Bonjela...

BE WARNED: Too much Bonjela will cause gastric!!!

Really not in a mood to do anything....stomach illness has always been my nemesis...arh....weak weak weak...

Anyway, I just converted my HP plan to ultimate....$100 dollars worth of talktime! So next time call me more than sms me ppl! =)

Yay~ No more attachment work and finally charged up Goku to level 99 ... who's next? Hmm...

Not in a mood to put anything lame...

too bad...(两只蝙蝠） !

Near CRASH!

Just recalled I nearly had an accident yesterday night when Baby and I went for supper. Basically I nearly knocked into two cars! As for the details, I shall not elaborate...am still quite traumatised till now. It's not a bad thing though, I am driving more safely now. Haha~

Argh...Ulcers are still killing me. No mood for dinner plans and stuffs! BONJELA!!! Please work!

Real Man?

Only real men know how to treat the woman heloves.
This is the sweetest thing in the world.Read, Learn, and Put into good use.

1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot.[Yeah, it shows that you love her, not her body]

2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for asecond.[It shows how much you appreciate her presence]

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.[It's a loving gesture, helping her feel secure]

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.[even SMS or missed-call will do... Nothing canbeatwaking up to the voice/message of your loved one]

5 . Always tell her how beautiful she is, no matterwhat she's wearing.[Again, it shows how much you treasure her]

6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell herhowmuch she means to you.[sigh... need I say more?]

7 . Recognize the small things . . . THEYUSUALLYMEAN THE MOST![it's the tiny bits and pieces that count]

8 . Call her baby.

9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.[Trust me, girls love it when guys sing to them]

10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang outwith.[Yeah, and show her to them]

11 . Write her notes.[to make her feel that she's always on your mind]

12 . Introduce her to family and friends as yourgirlfriend.[it shows how much you want her to be a part ofyou]

13 . Play with her hair.

14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle withher.

15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.[you never know what will she say]

16 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, justtell her jokes.[but make sure that it's the right time for jokes]

17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle ofthe night just because you missed her.

18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.[sigh...heaven...]

19 . Carve your names into a tree.[for memory sake]

20 . If she's mad at you, apologize because SHE isalways right.

21 . CUDDLE.

22 . Bring her flowers just because u love her.[although some girls will say that they hateflowers,but still, chances of them being touched is very,veryhigh]

23 . Treat her the same around your friends as youdo when you're alone.[this means a LOT to her, and it shows a lot aboutyou as well]

24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.[Believe me it works..it has its own magic]

25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as shewants.[you trust her, don't you?]

26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't anymusic playing.[but don't step on her feet too often]

27 . Kiss her in the rain.

28 . If you r in love with her . . . tell her.[of course! unless, of course, she's already withsomeone...]

I wonder if I am a real man to her ;)

ULCERS!

Something is really wrong with me. Recently, I've been biting tongue for so many times while eating that I developed dozens of ulcers in my mouth. Now, there's this huge ulcers at the back of my tongue, near the tonsils area. Hurts real real real real real (^ infinity) badly that I can't even swallow my saliva and drink properly. Not to say it has affected my mood eratically. Reacting quite badly to one of B's innocent remarks...I know she didn't mean it...but precisely that's the reason why I sort of got pretty upset...

Guess I will be fine once the ulcers gets better. For now, I am just one pissed creature. Stay off! Be warned!

P/s: Alvin, just in case you pester me with all my "Baby"callings again, I would like to remind you that this is my F***ing talkingcock blog. I will give names to whoever I like. So what if I show some affection to the one I love? Very funny?!?!

Irritated.

Sore Loser

I am a sore loser!

Just came back from Baby's place. Played tennis with Baby and her siblings in the morning. Had great fun laughing at Baby and her bro. Other than getting tired from all the ball picking, it was a great morning! Oh ya, back to why I am a sore loser. Although I sort of had a advantage over the two of them by maybe having better sports genes but Baby, being my gf has all the intelligence to pick up the sports. After a few sparings, she returned back a few good shots which totally defeated me to it. Argh! Yes, I should feel happy for her right? Yes I was. But I was pissed too! Not because she picked up the sports fast but it was because the shots were made against me! And I hate to lose whenever there's competition. Ok, case 1.

Before I left, had a game of ps2 with her bro. Played this underground wrestling game, first time playing. Yes, I sort of beat his bro's character in the game but couldn't finished him, as the game required you to come out with some "final" moves to end the person's life. And so I was defeated by her bro, who had already played the game more times than me. Well done right. Yes, again I wasn't pissed with her bro or what. Just hate to lose!!! So I tried to play against the COM. Again, I hit the COM till there's no life left but just couldn't finished off the DAMN bloody COM! Defeated the second time. I was super frustrated by the whole game that I got really crazy and mad. (PMS, you can put it). Luckily, there was Baby beside me who cooled me down. Haha~

I am pure crazy whenever I am defeated. Just ask Ron, Hon, Huan who shared a few moments of craziness on court during last year's IBG and IHG. There was also the Singapore's Tiger Cup, which I totally frightened Ron. Haa~

Will be going for KR Pre-camp tomorrow, or rather SWOC (Senior Welcome Orientation Camp) as what they call it this year. Hope it's going to be fun man. Especially when there are only like 5 seniors from E block attending, I really hope I can have fun. Even if I don't, I know come next sem's IBG, I would enjoy myself to the MAX!

Enjoy my lovely Sunday!

Alright, just some lame joke, think it's copyright from Silvia.

Qn: 老鼠爱身上的那一个部位？









Ans: TUMMY! Why?
因为。。。“我爱你爱着你，就像老鼠爱“大米”（TUMMY!!!)。。。”

Too bad if you don't know the song or chinese =D

Here's the irritating 老鼠爱大米 lyrics...comes with some english translation...but don't think it's an accurate translation...

Here goes...

歌词：老鼠爱大米 Lyrics: Like Mice Love Rice
歌手: 杨臣刚 专辑: 老鼠爱大米 Artist: Yang Chengang; Edition: Like Mice Love Rice
我听见你的声音 When I hear your voice
有种特别的感觉 I get a special kind of feeling,
让我不断想不敢再忘记你 It makes me continually think that I don't dare forget you again.
我记得有一个人 I'll always remember that there's a person
永远留在我心中 Who will stay in my heart forever,
哪怕只能够这样的想你 Even if I can only long for you this way.
如果真的有一天 But if there really comes a day
爱情理想会实现 When this love becomes a reality,
我会加倍努力好好对你永远不改变 I will redouble my efforts to be true to you.
不管路有多么远 No matter how long the road
一定会让它实现 I will surely make this love come true.
我会亲亲在你耳边对你说(对你说) I'll gently kiss your ear, and say to you,我爱你爱着你 "I love you, I'm loving you
就像 老鼠爱大米 Just like mice love rice.
不管有多少风雨我都会依然陪着你 No matter how many difficulties may come, I will still accompany you.
我想你想着你 I miss you, I'm missing you,
不管有多么的苦 No matter how bitter the way
只要能让你开心我什么都愿意 I'm willing to do anything to make you happy.
这样爱你 That's the way I'll love you."


And it repeats a significant portion again.

Haha...I can sense all of you have skipped past that one whole chunk of irritating lyrics of that stupid song. Have fun peepz.

That's all folks, till I come back from camp!

SAF DAY REDEDICATION

The SAF Pledge...

We, Members of the Singapore Armed Forces, Do solemnly and sincerely pledge that:We will always bear true faith and allegiance to the President and the Republic of Singapore. We will always support and defend the constitution. We will preserve and protect the honour and independence of our country with our lives.

Bookworm???

Been back to my usual boring 8-5 attachment work since I came back from Bangkok. Finished up Digital Fortress by Dan Brown. Yet another interesting book by the famous author, with twists and turns, romance and actions, suspense and surprises, all in one book. But I think Angles and Demon is better than Digital Fortress. Well, I shall start on Da Vinci Code soon. Have heard fantastic reviews from all over about this book. Hope it's going to be a fantastic last book that I am going to read for this holidays.

A review of the number of books I have read during this vacation...

1. The Jordan Rules.
2. Random Hearts.
3. Tuesday with Morrie.
4. Five People You Met in Heaven.
5. Angles and Demon.
6 Digital Fortress.
7. Dragonaball Z comics series...completed Vol. 29-42 and 1-5 so far...and counting...

Like I told lots of my friends, the amount of story books I have read this holiday had exceeded the total I have read for the past 20 years. Guess I am really going to be a bookworm!

Hmm...don't know if anyone miss my lame jokes, but well...guess I will just end off with something lame again...

Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore...

10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don't exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee - don't want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals...Still confused over condoms and condos.

courtesy of http://www.asianjoke.com/

~Have fun folks~